Life@Bangalore.

Life has really changed a lot in the past few months. This transformation from a college student to a so called Professional has not been very easy for me... College was so cool... I feel college was much better...
Worst part of office is that everyday I need to get up early in the morning and reach office by 9.

Life has become so predictable and so scheduled that at times I feel I'm actually running a life.bat file everyday and it is not very exciting. I've even managed to write down the code of my life.bat. It goes something like this...

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:: Filename:life.bat
:: Life of Ritesh Ganeriwal
:: A (buggy) coder training at YAHOO !
:: Located in India (the land where all not so interesting work is outsourced)
@ECHO OFF
ECHO A DAY IN LIFE OF RITESH GANERIWAL
:START
SET /A TIME= 7
ECHO %TIME% O'CLOCK
SET /A MINUTE=30
ECHO BRUSH BOGS BATH:
PAUSE

:CONTINUE1
SET /A TIME=8
ECHO %TIME% O'CLOCK
SET /A MINUTE=30
ECHO CATCH CAB AND GOTO WORK
PAUSE

ECHO CHECKMAIL,ORKUT,RANDOMBOTS,GMD,HOMOSAPIENS:
PAUSE
GOTO CHECKMAIL_ORKUT_RANDOMBOTS_GMD_HOMOSAPIENS

:CONTINUE2
ECHO MEETING:
ECHO DISCUSS TOPICS THAT ARE NOT ON AGENDA AND TOTALLY OHT TO TRAINIE LIKE ME
PAUSE

ECHO CHECKMAIL,ORKUT,RANDOMBOTS,GMD,HOMOSAPIEN

:CONTINUE3
ECHO CHAT AS IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW:
PAUSE

:CONTINUE4
ECHO GOSSIP IN CAFE
PAUSE

:CONTINUE5
ECHO REFRESH ORKUT GMAIL YAHOOMAIL:
PAUSE

:CONTINUE6
SET /A TIME=6
ECHO %TIME% O'CLOCK
SET /A MINUTE=30
IF %MINUTE% EQU 30 ECHO TIME TO GO HOME :-) :-(.
PAUSE
ECHO LEAVE FOR HOME

PAUSE
SET /A TIME=8
ECHO %TIME% O'CLOCK
IF %TIME% EQU 8 ECHO TIME FOR DINNER
PAUSE

SET /A TIME=9
ECHO %TIME% O'CLOCK
IF %TIME% EQU 9 ECHO TIME FOR MAUSAMBI JUICE
PAUSE

SET /A TIME=10
ECHO %TIME% O'CLOCK
IF %TIME% EQU 10 ECHO TIME FOR BAKCHODI
PAUSE

SET /A TIME=11
ECHO %TIME% O'CLOCK
ECHO SLEEP
PAUSE

SET /A TIME=7
ECHO %TIME% O'CLOCK
SET /A MINUTE=30
ECHO ANOTHER DAY FULL OF HOPE IN LIFE
PAUSE
GOTO START
:BRUSH_BOGS_BATH
GOTO CONTINUE1
:CHECKMAIL_ORKUT_RANDOMBOTS_GMD_HOMOSAPIENS
ECHO DELETE ALL FORWARDS FROM PEOPLE ;-)
GOTO CONTINUE2
:CHECKMAIL_ORKUT_RANDOMBOTS_GMD_HOMOSAPIENS
ECHO DELETE ALL FORWARDS FROM PEOPLE ;-)

GOTO CONTINUE3
GOTO CONTINUE4
GOTO CONTINUE5
GOTO CONTINUE6

ECHO PRs/ CRs
ECHO CONFUSION
ECHO MORE CONFUSION
GOTO CONTINUE6
:END
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I understand that this code could have been much more elegent but given the limited time that I have and my awesome programming skills, this is all I could manage to put down.


PS: The Code actually works. Copy it in a life.bat file and run at your command prompt.
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